Good Afternoon two lovely passengers,
I’m delighted to welcome you aboard Muslim Wedding Flight 24×7 with service from Parental to In-Laws Abode. My name is Fayaz Pasha and I’m your In-flight Service Director. Your cabin crew (parents, relatives, friends & neighbors) are here to ensure that you have an enjoyable flight. We are currently second in line for take-off and are expected to be in the Wedding Hall in approximately twenty minutes time. We ask that you please fasten your expectations at this time and secure all your emotional baggage. We also ask that your seats and tables are in the right position for the wedding feast. The in-flight entertainment will begin shortly after the Mehendi. Thank you for choosing us and enjoy your flight.
You have chosen to be the Captain and Co-Pilot of this Wedding Flight. The flight time will be the time required until you land at your Marital Abode. The flight will be cruising at a very high altitude during the first week of your wedding at a speed of 400 smiles per hour.
Your journey of life will begin after landing at the right airport. You are supposed to land at the Hubby’s Loving & Understanding Airport (HLUA). However, if the weather is rough after landing, you will invariably settle at the In-Laws’ International Misery Airport (IIMA). Currently the winds are in your favor, excellent visibility, scattered clouds, (as you are now in Cloud Nine) and the temperature is excellent at the moment.
A majority of the passengers who have traveled in the Wedding Flight have been demanding dowry gift vouchers along with the dual advantage of beauty and the wedding feast. However, decades of suffering and research have prompted us to modify the rules and regulations and we have therefore decided to discard the dowry gift vouchers enabling smooth operations of the wedding flight. Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.
About the Author (Author Profile)
I’m Fayaz Pasha from Bangalore, the Silicon Valley and Garden City of India. I’m a Certified Life Coach and an NLP Practitioner. I love reading, writing and convey my thoughts through Poetry. Being passionate about people I would like to make my humble contribution to the Society through this blog towards detoxification of social evils particularly the dowry system and Feticide.