Pre-Flight Safety Demo

Before we take off, your In-Flight Service Director asks that you familiarize yourself with our safety procedures on board this Aircraft (Glowing 724):

Hope you have read and signed your Safety Booklet Pre-Marital Contract) before boarding the Flight.  If not, you have given up your rights and much of your fate depends upon the Captain’s (husband) or In-Laws’ decisions.

Unlike other planes that have eight to ten exits, there is just one Exit (divorce) aboard this flight which can be used as a last resort.

We do not recommend that you be seated close to the Exit with your suitcase.  In a rare case of emergency, there are lights  inside your Pre-Marital Contract to guide you towards a better solution. (details about the Pre-Marital Contract are available in the book titled “Muslim Wedding Guide” and a link is provided on the sidebar).

In the event of lots of In-Laws’ pressure, your B.P. may rise and make you angry or aggressive in which case you have to use the mask of Patience.

If you are aware of Life Skills, these will act as a life jacket in your journey of wedded life.  They are not available on this flight but you are expected to come prepared before boarding the wedding flight.

Mobile Phones, Laptops and other electronic items may please be limited or best switched-off during the flight.

Please also remember that Wedding Flights are expected to be simple which means strictly not to be extravagant. If you are not aware of any Ahadith in this regards, you have missed a very valuable lesson for your life journey.

We once again congratulate you for using the world’s most sought after airline and hope you enjoy your flight and have a blissful wedded life.  Thank you for your time and prepare to take-off.

 

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